We all know that several men have stepped forward claiming to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. Naturally we can assume that most of them just want to brag about having nailed ANS, as if that were a challenge. She seemed to choose sexual partners the way parking meters choose quarters.
Those men wishing to take the next step have been ordered to provide a DNA sample. Now comes the irony. We hear each of them is being given a magazine containing naked ANS pictures to help them generate their, um, deposit.
You have to love it when life comes full circle.
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