Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Britney gets her life back

According to a story I read on AOL's trashy celebrity news, Britney Spears has made "an amazing turnaround" in rehab and says she's getting her life back. Congratulations to Brit! We here at What'd They Do Now are very happy to hear about her success.

It won't be long before she's back out in the world, smoking cigarettes, shaving her hair, getting weird tattoos, getting drunk, flashing her privates, and driving around Hollywood with her kids in her lap. I mean, that was her life, right?

In related news she and K-Fed are hammering out an agreement on custody. At what point did you ever think you'd believe that K-Fed should be the one who gets them, for their own sake? I know that's caught me by surprise. Oh well. As long as her Mom doesn't get them I guess the world will be safe.

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