...Lindsay Lohan. This award is really a lifetime achievement award for dedication and commitment to allowing multiple stints in rehab to have no affect on your behavior whatsoever. It is named, of course, for well-known substance abuser Robert Downey Jr., who has made a career out of destroying his career. Every time it gets resurrected he manages to go off the wagon and do something really stupid that lands him in jail.According to the news reports, La Lohan was arrested yesterday not only for DUI and obnoxious behavior toward the mother of her former assistant but also for having some cocaine in her pocket. That girl must be dumb as a box of rocks.
Lindsay, you just got out of rehab -- rehab for an incident caused when you were too young to even be drinking, let alone imbibing illegal drugs. I know it's an addiction and all, but surely the people at the Malibu Alcohol and Drug Rehab Treatment Facility must've made some impression on you for the six weeks+ you were their guest. Or did you just stop off for a celebratory Margarita on your way home from there?
I know when I get a speeding ticket I at least try to watch my speed for the next few weeks. But La Lohan? No way! She gets out of rehab with a DUI pending and spends her day driving drunk and chasing after people she's mad at.
Well, Lindsay, I've got news for you. Even the Beverly Hills police will only tolerate so much. Perhaps this time you'll find yourself living a real-life sequel to Mean Girls, only this time they come after you with broomsticks instead of "burn books." You might want to ask Paris for a few prison fashion tips.
In any case, congratulations Lindsay on a job well done. RDJr himself is no doubt proud.
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You've been sorely missed in the blogosphere. Glad you're back!
Thanks! I've been busy, but fortunately there is no shortage of celebrity idiots. As long as they continue to be stupid I will continue to comment.
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