It's taken me a while to figure this out, but I'm finally onto what our pal Britney Spears is up to. She is not having a meltdown. She is not under pressure to produce. She has not finally gone 'round the bend.
Here's the truth, plain and simple: She just can't stand for any of her peers to get attention. When they do, she behaves like a little kid running around in her underwear at a family gathering to see the new baby, yelling "Look at me too, look at me too!"
Look at the facts. LiLo gets busted for DUI shortly after leaving rehab. Suddenly Brit is throwing a fit at an OK Magazine photo shoot, destroying designer dresses with poop from her dog. (For those who don't get their hair cut in cheap shops, OK Magazine is the poor man's People. It's like the generic house brand snack cake is to Ho Hos, including the nutrition value.)
Paris gets caught with no panties, and suddenly Brit is showing the goods for the world to see. I can't remember what happened right before she shaved her head, but I know there was something.
It's sort of like the Beatles and the Rolling Stones in '60s. The Beatles come out with Sgt. Pepper, and a few months later the Stones follow on with Satanic Majesties. It's just a copycat game, trying to make sure that her rivals don't get all the attention.
Well, the jig is up. You've been exposed (no pun intended). You can go back to being just a normal 25-year-old mother of two with a room temperature IQ and a disdain for healthy foods.
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