Tuesday, April 10, 2007

How horrible must Liz Hurley be?

This is one of those questions I've always wondered about. Elizabeth Hurley is one hot-looking woman. Beautiful face, amazing figure -- and she has that great British accent to go with it. Seems like the kind of package any guy would be happy with.

Yet men seem willing to pull their own heads off rather than stay with her. Hugh Grant cheated on her with a cheap-o Hollywood hooker. She's been married a couple of times, always briefly. You wonder what it is about her that sends the men she loves running for the hills.

Is she incredibly high maintenance? I mean, is she constantly looking for positive reinforcement? Surely she can't wonder if her ass is too big in that dress or all the typical wifely peccadillos. Maybe when she's at home she has bad gas problems, or chews on her toenails, or worships the Devil. What else could it be?

In any case, I hope her marriage to the new guy lasts a bit longer. She deserves to be happy, just like anyone. But if it doesn't, maybe she'll go out on a binge and show her goodies like Britney. You just never know.

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