Oops I Skipped Rehab Again

Man, that was just too good a title to pass up. Thanks, Brit, for making things easy.

According to a report on TMZ (thanks to Marie Grimaldi for passing it along), Britney Spears has checked herself in and out of rehab within 24 hours for the second time in a week. I hate to say it but has somebody explained what rehab is to her? Maybe they need to use smaller words. Or perhaps a picture, say, of a junkie going through cold turkey, or Keith Richards before and after. Wait, that last one may not be such a good idea.

You have to wonder if she thinks she's heading to a day spa or something. She goes there thinking she's going to get a facial and a massage, and instead has people asking her to talk about her feelings toward her mother and whether she's forgiven the people who wronged her (are you listening Justin?).

Poor Britney. She's yo-yoing in and out of rehab the way Anna Nicole used to yo-yo in and out of a size 5. And see what it's gotten her. Check yourself in and disappear for a few months. Let your hair grow back. Maybe read a book that doesn't have a picture of a bare-chested pirate on the cover. You've ceased to be fun and are now just sad. Come back when you can at least pretend to be an actual human being. It'll be best for us all.