Just when you think Britney Spears has done the stupidist thing any human being ever could (such as marrying a no-talent, bloodsucking hanger-on who calls himself K-Fed), she manages to prove you wrong.
The latest is a news report that she has shaved her head. As her generation is fond of saying, WTF? What could possibly possess her to do such a thing? Perhaps she's just trying to make sure the carpet matches the drapes. We've already seen that she's, um, a little light downstairs.
I have to admit that I was one of the many middle-age perv men who found her rather hot in her Catholic schoolgirl "Hit Me Baby One More Time" era. It was good to have a pre-teen daughter back then so I could watch that video without looking like a total sleaze. As long as I managed to avoid seeing any actual interviews with her and hearing what an idiot she is I could enjoy the videos in all their teasing glory.
After a couple of years I was able to spot that she was headed for balloon city. No one can dance that much and still be a bit of a chunkster without having the potential to go full-on fat chick. Good call Ken, although I have to admit it was primarily a result of carrying K-Fed's spawn. Still, it doesn't matter how you get them. Saddle bags are saddle bags.
But her face was still cute, and she was dropping the excess weight the way she dropped the cause of it. And just as quickly. But now the baldy sour. What's next -- ripping up a picture of the Pope on national TV?
Britney, I know you have problems, girl. You're unhappy, your life's a mess, you have no parental supervision whatsoever, and you think Paris Hilton is a worthwhile friend. Still, are you so in need of attention that you have to destroy the one thing that made you worthy of note -- your looks? Go back to showing your crotch. At least no one is totally shocked when that is shaved.
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