I just saw some commercial or another with Jessica Simpson. At least I think it was her. It might've been Casper the Friendly Gay Ghost. Whoever it was was very pale with lips so bright red they made me check the color contrast on the TV.
I don't get it. Why was she made up to look like a cheap hooker walking the streets of Hollywood looking for her next trick? I mean, I know she's a bubblehead and all but even she must be able to look at herself in a mirror and think "By the Power of Paris Hilton I declare myself to be a skank."
Somebody get that girl away from her family, tone down the lipstick, and for God's sake set her out in the sun for 20 minutes.
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Dude. Why so angry? You could easily be replaced by a red-ass babboon, and no one would notice the difference.
Rut, that is not true. The red-ass babboon would probably get more dates.
In truth Jessica Simpson could be a really attractive woman. But she keeps shooting herself in the foot.
Good words.
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