So, Paris Hilton is now in the slammer serving her time for being an idiot. She's in solitary confinement for 23 hours a day according to the newspapers. Could there be a worse punishment for her than 23 hours a day without a camera on her? Except, of course, for the secret hidden cameras the guards put in there so they can watch her get naked and do all sorts of nasty things.
Can Paris stand it? Do I care? Not really. Jail is probably a walk in the park for her. Sure it's grimy and all, but no more so than that farmhouse from the first season of The Simple Life.
What she really needs is a good spanking. Any volunteers to give it to her? My other suggestion is to put her pal Nicole Ritchie in charge of her diet while she's there. That ought to teach her!
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