Thursday, June 07, 2007

Paris gets sprung early

Just saw the news that Paris Hilton has been released from her forced incarceration after a hellish four days in the Century Regional Detention Center. Thank God! Just the thought of poor Paris sitting there alone for nearly 96 hours, doing her nails, reading fan mail, and living without the comforts of a double latte and her precious little punting dog made me so sad. It is good to see justice served.

The reason that was given was some unspecified medical dilemma. No word on weather it was physical or psychological, but I'm betting it had something to do with hair extensions.

The good news is Paris says she has "...learned a great deal from this ordeal and hope(s) that others have learned from (her) mistakes." Uh huh. What has she learned?

My guess is that she has learned the valuable lesson once again that the rich and famous are above the law. I'll bet if she was Paris the poor, drunken crack whore she'd be serving the full sentence and maybe then some for whining.

Gotta love this country.

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