And she's back

Glad to see that over the weekend Paris not only went back into the big house (and I don't mean her parents' palatial estate), but the judge made the whole thing a do over so she learns a lesson about trying to flout the law.

There's a judge who would get my vote if I lived in California. Of course, knowing Paris she'll put out a recording of the old Bobby Fuller Four song "I fought the law" and make millions off of it. But hey -- there's only so much the justice system can do.

Paris gets sprung early

Just saw the news that Paris Hilton has been released from her forced incarceration after a hellish four days in the Century Regional Detention Center. Thank God! Just the thought of poor Paris sitting there alone for nearly 96 hours, doing her nails, reading fan mail, and living without the comforts of a double latte and her precious little punting dog made me so sad. It is good to see justice served.

The reason that was given was some unspecified medical dilemma. No word on weather it was physical or psychological, but I'm betting it had something to do with hair extensions.

The good news is Paris says she has "...learned a great deal from this ordeal and hope(s) that others have learned from (her) mistakes." Uh huh. What has she learned?

My guess is that she has learned the valuable lesson once again that the rich and famous are above the law. I'll bet if she was Paris the poor, drunken crack whore she'd be serving the full sentence and maybe then some for whining.

Gotta love this country.

For Paris, orange is the new black

So, Paris Hilton is now in the slammer serving her time for being an idiot. She's in solitary confinement for 23 hours a day according to the newspapers. Could there be a worse punishment for her than 23 hours a day without a camera on her? Except, of course, for the secret hidden cameras the guards put in there so they can watch her get naked and do all sorts of nasty things.

Can Paris stand it? Do I care? Not really. Jail is probably a walk in the park for her. Sure it's grimy and all, but no more so than that farmhouse from the first season of The Simple Life.

What she really needs is a good spanking. Any volunteers to give it to her? My other suggestion is to put her pal Nicole Ritchie in charge of her diet while she's there. That ought to teach her!